Bitches is a castle which first appeared in the episode "Bewitched, Bothered, and Belittled." The castle Bitches is located in a land of the same name. It is ruled by the family Basikobitcz, one of, if not possibly the richest families in The Seven Realms.
Bitches is a land directly south of Valencia, it's nearest kingdom. It is north of the western fork of The Rocky River and east of Princess Jubilee's Kingdom.
The Basikobitcz sisters of family Basikobitcz, when they were young, travelled to Galavant's Village. Upon arriving there they met a young Madalena. They taunted her with their richness, planting inside Madelena the lust for power and wealth that she later acquired. Once Madelena acquired the crown of Valencia, the Basikobitcz sisters(recognizing her as a powerful figure) invited her to come to the castle of Bitches. Upon arrival, they humiliated Madalena once again, forcing her to leave the castle in shame. Upon learning of what the sisters did to Madalena, Gareth went to the castle Bitches and forcibly removed the ears of the Basikobitcz sisters.
- The castle of Bitches is actually Berkeley Castle, an ancient castle in Gloucestershire which doubled as numerous locations in the show. The entrance that Madalena exits through was featured in the 1980s show Robin of Sherwood.