Jester: The plot is gaining steam
So back to this old theme
Here's what's been happening on Galavant!
When we saw Izzy last
This guy had been outcast
He vowed revenge and fled to Madalena
He brought to her parlais
The Dark Dark Evil Way
Gareth's against it, but the Queen's insaner
Will she use it and go overboard?
Not if the man who wields this sword
The hero that they call
The one true king of all
Which brings us back to Galavant
Our hero plows ahead
His army's kinda dead
And yet his energy is far from flaggin'
King Richard rides with Gal
Bringing his lizard pal
Which may or may not be a real live dragon
Plus he's got the sword, which you'll recall
Means he's the king who'll rule them all
To war three armies go!
One evil, one so-so
One dead and led by Galavant!
Will Richard kill his former best friend,
Who stole Queen and crown,
And made him look buffoony?
Can Gal still win back the princess again?
True, they're more than likely through
Unless he can redo
That really awful smooch-a-roony
And Sid is who-knows-where
Him and his awesome hair
Seeking redemption for a little while, and
Roberta said goodbye
Since Richard's sure to die
And now she's on her way to Spinster Island
Gosh! So much to dump upon your doormat
In our half-hour sitcom format
There's plot holes we must fill
And though I doubt we will
We're gonna try on Galavant!
"A Dark Season"
"A Good Day to Die"