"Off With His Shirt" is a song sung by The Queen and her subjects from A New Season aka Suck It Cancellation Bear. A brief instrumental reprise is featured in The One True King (To Unite Them All).

Watch Kylie Minogue in Galavant "Off With His Shirt"

Watch Kylie Minogue in Galavant "Off With His Shirt"


Subject 1: The Queen's gonna want to take a look at this one.
The Queen: I do
King Richard: Oh no...

The Queen: You trespassed upon my kingdom
Now you are in my sway
Which basic'ly means as the Queen of all Queens
I'm going to make you pay

Subject 1: Will we be throwing him in the dungeon?
Subject 2: Or tossing him to the Bear?

The Queen: Well, one thing for sure
Will settle the score
And trust me it's more than fair

Off with his shirt
Subjects: Yeah
The Queen: Strip him down
Don't be shy, boys go to town
I'll bet that chest is heaven-blessed
So firm and pert.

Off with his top
Subjects: Yeah
The Queen: Let it fly
Check that six pack
It's to die
Tell every Lance and Bruce and Curt
Off with his shirt

King Richard: Oh this is so fun. I want to fly like her, too. Someone pick me up. Pick me up too.

The Queen: Ooo, so now that you're in my power
We'll put you behind these bars
And there you will stay taking orders all day
'Till Mars is aligned with Mars
And for our pleasure, we'll keep you waiting
Who knows just how long you'll serve
But baby, you bet
You're gonna get
The punishment we deserve

Off with his shirt
Subjects: Yeah
The Queen: That's the deal
You're a beef-cake happy meal
Go on you guys
Just feast your eyes
Until they hurt

Off with his shirt
Subjects: Yeah
The Queen: 'Till the dawn
Dig that lush pectoral lawn
Drink in those lats and traps and delts
And after that who knows what else?
So save some room boys for dessert!
Oh, off with his shirt



  • Although Kylie Minogue's vocals remained unchanged, the musical sound mix differs in the episode, on the soundtrack/digital-single, and in the preview clip which was circulated by Entertainment Tonight.[1]
  • Joshua Sasse didn't have any idea who Kylie Minogue was when she was cast. [2] She asked him out on the set, the pair began a whirlwind romance, and he went on to costar in her music video for "Every Day's Like Christmas,"[3] which debuted a month before this episode premiered.
  • The title "Off With His Shirt" is a play on the Queen of Hearts' rant "Off with her head!" from Lewis Carroll's literary classic "Alice in Wonderland."
  • The song was inspired by the 1983 hit "It's Raining Men" by The Weather Girls.


  1. ET Online: Kylie Minogue Strips Joshua Sasse Down in Galavant
  2. Daily Mail: Kylie Minogue's younger man Joshua Sasse claims he had never heard of the pop princess before they met
  3. YouTube: Kylie - Every Day's Like Christmas (Official Video)

"A New Season"
Song Next:
"A New Season (Reprise)"