Young Richard: Will my day ever come?
Will my moment arrive?
Will I ever be more
Then just some poor, fat loser?
Do I ever become the hero?
Will I wed the girl I love?
Am I going to get to touch her boobs?
King Richard: I’m not telling you, you’re a child!
Young Richard: What? Who are you?
King Richard: I’m you! In the future.
Young Richard: Cool!
Will I be a good king?
King Richard: Not really
Young Richard: Loved by all that I rule?
King Richard: Nope, sorry
Young Richard: Do I stand up and fight
For truth and right
King Richard: Let’s see now — no, no, no
Young Richard: Will I go on some grand adventures—
King Richard: Well...
Young Richard: With my closest, bestest chum?
King Richard: Not exactly
Young Richard: When will that day come?
King Richard: It’s never gonna come, is it?
Young Richard: Is it hopeless?
King Richard: Am I useless?
Young Richard + King Richard: Are we doomed to be completely lame?
King Richard: Will my star ever rise?
Will my life ever change?
Am I destined to be
I don’t need all my dreams to happen—
Or a bunch, or even some
Will my day ever come?
- Timothy Omundson has cited this as his favorite song of the second season.
"A Good Day to Die (Reprise)"
"A Real Life, Happily Ever After"